If it is Autumn and October and you live
in Moove then it must the "Season of
Livid". Forget the Great Pumpkin - Forget
Trick or Treat - Forget Bobbing for Apples
(Bobbing for Skittles is waaaay better) and
forget everything you think you know about
Moove Designers. With Livid, nothing is sacred
or too cutting edge (no pun intended) to
create and no Halloween Party is complete
without one of her creations. With literally thousands of gadgets, accessories,
souls, fashions,
and some other things that
are just too different
to put into a category,
you would think that
the Crystal Angel would
have had a feature
story on her in our three
years of publishing.
.
While Livid has contributed to a dozen or
so issues and has traveled on vacations with
us (see Lake Tahoe) and created specialized
products for us, it is almost a crime that
she has not enjoyed her own spotlight. But
there is a reason. Livid shuns the spotlight...
heck, Livid shuns all light. LOL. I have had the pleasure of knowing Livid
for a long time and
just like some of her
more sharp and dangerous
creations, she is
totally on the cutting
edge of design. Just when you think she could not create
a more useful and
bazaar thingamajig, she
comes up with something
that simply blows
your mind! So how
do you review someone like
that. By the time
this issue goes to press,
Livid will have already
stretched the boundaries
of creative insanity
once again.
I decided to go through her cluttered and
sometimes spooky emporium somewhere between
Texas and Moove aisle by aisle; choosing
my personal favs. Now, please understand, besides being the
publisher of the Crystal Angel, I am also
an Angel - so if I look a bit ill or about
to barf, it is just cause I have a queasy
stomach. LOL.
This is a must FIRST stop when looking for
a Halloween costume... or just for causing
a stir down at the Moove Country Club on
Tuesday formal dance nights. When you think of Moove Actors, you think
humanoid... or you can maybe be a horse or
a dog. Livid pokes holes in the fabic of
reality by offering the daring Moove resident
the choice of being a flying saucer, a snake,
the planet earth, and even a mighty sexy
female centaur.
OUR FAV: It was a close vote between the
dancing Terminator and the Starship Enterprise.
Both are not cheap at $15000 CC for Terminator
and $7000 CC for the Enterprise but they
are both worth every penny. Click here to check it out.
Top Hat, Fringe Shirt, Gothic Spikes, Mask
by Livid!
This was probably the easiest winner to choose.
While I loved Livids Bavarian inspired Kimberly
Dresses, and the Bullet Hole tattoo for the
forehead is pretty kewl (except for all the
leakage), but since I am a Biker Chick trapped
inside an Angels body (yeah, I know it's
hot, huh?), I chose the new Harley Davidson
VTwin with matching soul...all MPZ'd for
easy install. I bought one for a ridiculous low price of
$1000 CC - that is NOT a misprint - and had
it flown to the TorLa Motor Park in Tokyo
for a test run. this bike rides like a $200,000
CC custom build from West Coast Choppers.
Harley by Livid, Outift by Andrea SweetGirl,
Boots by C@ndi, Drag Stip by Tory
The engine purrrred like a kitten and then
roared like the King
of the Jungle when you
twisted the throttle.
Be looking for an upcoming
road test article
this month called Let's
Ride. Click here to check out Livids Harley.
This was one of the hardest categories to
decide which was
my favorite. The Angel side
of me loved the Religious Books (all 6 books for $600 CC)
and of course the
assortment packs of horns,
weapons, wings and
shields are a bargain - while the Halloweeny side of me loved
the Freddy Kruger fingernails and the assortment
of Butcher Shop (?) utensils. But, the winner
of my heart in this section was the Bicycle
with soul and accessories. At $1000 CC this
titanium high tech, pedal powered vehicle
is... well it is just wrong. Livid will not
divulge the cost/profit ration of her designs,
but I know titanium is one of the most expensive
of metals around, and this beauty weighs
in at just under 3 lbs. I think Livid is
taking a huge profit loss on this item just
to get people to go out and ride for some
exercise. Click Here to see the bicycle and the available
options and accessories.
Wheelie by Tory
Yes... Livid is a Minister and performs weddings
- offers a few wonderful diamond and ruby
rings, and even veils for the bride in several
fashionable colors. But her Wedding Arch gadget that actually
plays the Wedding March is our favorite.
This FREE gadget should be a part of every
wedding or reception. Click here to check it out.
Livids Gallery is really a shop within a
shop and features a eclectic mix of decorations
and gadgets for your Moove home including:
Pepsi machines and cans, personalized donation
jars, signs, dead trees, grandfather clocks
and a wonderful selection of art deco wall
clocks - juke boxes, flaming torches, a bed
of nails, vampyre furniture, and a simply
stunning line of Tiffany Gothic Lamps (which
were my second favorite item).
Editors Choice
of Livids Designs
for Halloween
Handsaw: Nothing screams Halloween like doing
the cutting
yourself. No
electricity needed.
Surgical Stainless
Steel with
Walnut Handle.
$300 CC Click Here to Buy!
So you like to hack things more than all
that back and
forth sawing?
NO PROBLEM.
With
this Firemens
Axe with a
razor sharp
edge
and a perfect
eye poker on
the rear, you
can quickly
get through
that tough
gristle
and bone. Solid
Walnut handle.
$300 CC Click Here to Buy
Nope, not going to use that joke about "feeling
horny?"
here is just
one of the
many
MEGAPACKS that
livid offers.
Horns for every
occasion. Made
from real horns.
ONLY: $100
CC Click Here to Buy
Add a little flavor to your accessories with
a genuine Devil
or Angel baby.
Real babies
(test tube)
that sit on
your shoulder.
Comes
with extra
absorbent diapers.
No pregnancy
required!
$600.00 CCper baby Click Here to Buy Angel baby Click Here to Buy Devil baby
A rare rideable Witch's Broom. Wonderful
bristles and a smooth (thank gawd) Iron Wood
handle. Handcrafted by Flying Monkeys somewhere
south of where you are now. This is the perfect
accessory for Andrea Sweetgirls NEW Witch Collection
ONLY: $50 CC
Click Here
to Buy
But after spending nearly three hours exploring
the Gallery, I finally
saw the winner in
a dark corner back
by the stock room entrance
- The Headless Actor.
LOL. It is Halloween
and all. The Headless Actor comes in both male and
female in two skin tones each, and is designed
so you can carry your own head in your ARMS.
This is a must for any Halloweeny party.
ONLY $200 CC. Click here to check it out.
Please visit the Hair Festival for the review of Livids Hairstyles.
Wanna go bowling? Go motocross dirt biking?
How about a life
size chess game (as well
as checkers and Chinese
checkers)? These are just some the fantastic rooms which
you can find at Livid's.
Once again my favorite
was hidden waaaay
back in the darkest corner
of the shop - a Hobo
Alley. The homeless
man reminds me that
just because we are in
Moove, in the Real
World, people still suffer
every day and how
we treat each other grows
in importance each
passing second. Click here to check out the Hobo Alley
This part of the Immortal Covenant Emporium
Complex is dedicated
to customizing your
Moove browser. There
is no need to stay
with
the old and totally
unfashionable orange
browser style - not
when Livid offers
two
dozen different themes
and color choices.
Blues, blacks, reds,
purples - she has
them
all.
Choose from the Red Hot, Biker Style or Klingon
style (note: Livid
is a Star Trek Scholar)
or the highly popular
Beer style which promises
not to make you burp
or give you a headache. My favorite was the Gothic Style, dark and mysterious. It is easy to read
and fashionable all year round due to its
black and grey color scheme. Check out all the $500 CC styles by clicking
here.
Earlier, when I wrote that Livid was a Star
Trek scholar, I really
should have added
that she has her
Masters Degree on
Klingon
culture and has also
cornered the market
on Klingon merchandise. Her Klingon annex to the Immortal Covenant
is one of the largest
buildings on the
heavily
guarded compound
and once inside, you understand
why. Weapons, Klingon
apparel, Actors, authentic
Klingon hair styles,
poseable fingers, ears,
and even a complete
Klingon warbird are all
available for purchase
- but only having
gone through a very
detailed security check
to insure the buyer
is not a Borg. Wanna
look hot and scary
this Halloween? Go Klingon
with our choice for
favorite - female Klingon
ridges with fire
red hair. Click here to check out the Klingon Annex.
One section I have only heard about but never
actually visited
(wink wink) was Livids
Adult
Section. There are
just some things
an Angel
should just not know
about. But... I have
heard in the ladies
room at Club 177
that
it has things the
enhance those frisky
Fridays
out at Rose
Lake Look Out. You
will have to find
this
section on Livids home page by Clicking Here Livid offers an Obama actor, a complete Jerry
Springer set with
actors, decos and of course,
Jerry himself, and
several souls in case
you have lost yours.
LOL. So which Livid
Creation is my favorite
of all the favorites?
Well duh! Of course it is Livids Angel actor
with soul installed
for just $5000 CC. You
know the Angel Union
Local 777 is on a big
membership drive
through the end of the year.
Click Here to check out the Angel Actor with
built-in soul. One of the most important link buttons on
Livids website is
often the most overlooked.
The Designers in
Moove work really,
really
hard to make our
lives more exciting
and
colorful and when
you see a Donate
Button
by PayPal, it means
that a donation of
even
$1.00 real dollar
is probably needed
and
certainly appreciated.
See it? Click it!
I have just barely shown the tip of the iceberg
of what is available
at the Immortal Covenant
Emporium, Labatories,
Testing Ground and
Cloning Center somewhere
between the hot
deserts of Texas
and the cool world of Moove.
LOL. Hey Livid? Thank you for everything you have done for
Moove and the Crystal
Angel Fashion and Design
Magazine. You are
truly a unique and beautiful
part of Moove and
Beyond.
Tory and Mela
just love donations.
You may use the button above or visit our
donation page by clicking here
HUGGGGZ Advertising
If it is Autumn and October and you live
in Moove then it must the "Season of
Livid". Forget the Great Pumpkin - Forget
Trick or Treat - Forget Bobbing for Apples
(Bobbing for Skittles is waaaay better) and
forget everything you think you know about
Moove Designers. With Livid, nothing is sacred
or too cutting edge (no pun intended) to
create and no Halloween Party is complete
without one of her creations.
Handsaw: Nothing screams Halloween like doing
the cutting
yourself. No
electricity needed.
Surgical Stainless
Steel with
Walnut Handle.
So you like to hack things more than all
that back and
forth sawing?
NO PROBLEM.
With
this Firemens
Axe with a
razor sharp
edge
and a perfect
eye poker on
the rear, you
can quickly
get through
that tough
gristle
and bone. Solid
Walnut handle.
Nope, not going to use that joke about "feeling
horny?"
here is just
one of the
many
MEGAPACKS that
livid offers.
Horns for every
occasion. Made
from real horns.
Add a little flavor to your accessories with
a genuine Devil
or Angel baby.
Real babies
(test tube)
that sit on
your shoulder.
Comes
with extra
absorbent diapers.
No pregnancy
required!
A rare rideable Witch's Broom. Wonderful
bristles and a smooth (thank gawd) Iron Wood
handle. Handcrafted by Flying Monkeys somewhere
south of where you are now. This is the perfect
accessory for 
